I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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