So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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