so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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