It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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