whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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