the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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