She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Green mimosas i think yes
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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