felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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