Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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