alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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