He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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