hell yes lets make some ravioli
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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