: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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