I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The air was thick with penises
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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