I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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