Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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