Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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