dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
foreskin is a definite game changer
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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