I wish I only lived at night.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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