I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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