I'm really into asian looking animals
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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