I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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