try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
i think my cat just said my name.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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