its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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