Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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