belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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