We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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