I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
