We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
