oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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