is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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