I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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