My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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