If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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