Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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