Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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