I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Randomize
