is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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