Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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