...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
where am i from again
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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