At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Randomize
