If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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