You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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