Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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