My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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