Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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