i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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