I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
