And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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