I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
