I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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