Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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