So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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