Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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