I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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