Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Randomize
