Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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