I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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